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Apr 28, 20223 min read
Maneater — Chummy delight
Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh. I think it was around the time I flopped my scaly body up out of the water and onto the fairway of a luxury...
Mar 28, 20223 min read
Cyberpunk 2077 (next-gen) — A second shot at the future
Who brought the electric katana to the thermal shotgun fight? When Cyberpunk 2077 originally released in 2020, it was a flaming dumpster...
Feb 14, 20224 min read
Far Cry 6 — Guerrilla bore-fare
A revolution held together by nails and duct tape. The first time I shot down a military helicopter with a barrage of colorful fireworks,...
Feb 7, 20223 min read
Wolfenstein: Youngblood — Lasers, nazis, and idiot sisters
Who let the fire-breathing mechanical dogs out? I've always considered the Wolfenstein franchise to be one of my favorites. There's...
Jan 2, 20204 min read
"Mortal Kombat 11" is brutal, bloody, and boring
"Mortal Kombat 11" makes some very interesting improvements to its rather outdated formula, but it’s still a fairly mindless,...
Jan 2, 20203 min read
Revisiting and re-reviewing "Assassin's Creed Odyssey"
My original review of "Assassin's Creed Odyssey" was shallow, incorrect, and dare I say it, misinformed. Time to justify that. When I...
Jan 2, 20205 min read
"Elder Scrolls Blades" is a tedious, money-hungry slog
The game is missing something, but it still functions. It's like a cake with only a fifth of the recommended sugar – you’ll still eat the...
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