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Feb 14, 20224 minVideo Game ReviewsFar Cry 6 — Guerrilla bore-fareA revolution held together by nails and duct tape. The first time I shot down a military helicopter with a barrage of colorful fireworks,...
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Jan 2, 20204 minVideo Game Reviews"Mortal Kombat 11" is brutal, bloody, and boring"Mortal Kombat 11" makes some very interesting improvements to its rather outdated formula, but it’s still a fairly mindless,...
Jan 2, 20203 minVideo Game ReviewsRevisiting and re-reviewing "Assassin's Creed Odyssey"My original review of "Assassin's Creed Odyssey" was shallow, incorrect, and dare I say it, misinformed. Time to justify that. When I...
Jan 2, 20205 minVideo Game Reviews"Elder Scrolls Blades" is a tedious, money-hungry slogThe game is missing something, but it still functions. It's like a cake with only a fifth of the recommended sugar – you’ll still eat the...